Checks and balances

Love doctor

*brilliance to

He's all about her and she's all about hers

When you win a bet, you win a lunch and a pitcher of beer.

And all I do is win.
#BBTD

Oh my God, Becky.

My best friend, everyone. 

Baby-faced Killers

I knew I found a kindred spirit when she and I started rapping this song at work. I think we were equally surprised the other knew the words. 

When life gives you lemons

Decided to lay low on a Saturday night, but I didn't want to miss out on wine night. So we webcammed!

My house was fresh out of wine and beer, so I put jack and coke in a wine glass.

I'll bridge the gaps any way I want. Can't tell me nothin'.

Oishi beeru

Homemade japanese food by Surla! Our potluck was complete with Sapporo, sake, mochi, green tea ice cream, and asians taking pictures of their food.

The one Pirch girl in a room full of Apple homies

We take care of each other

Homie agrees to split a pitcher, later mentions that he has a sort of stomach illness, drinks 3/4 of one glass and makes me drink all the rest.

It was a sacrifice, but someone had to do it.

March Madness

It's also worth mentioning that this is the same guy who ordered the chipotle roll at a sushi restaurant.

Update:
I won. Yet again.

No diggity, no doubt

Booty Bassment with the girls I do adore.

trifecta being hot messes

My homie lineup

• 

  9:40pm
  

  Kenny Lapurga
  

  
  

  
  

  You're no where near lovable
• 

  9:40pm
  

  Gabrielle Anne Manimtim
  

  
  

  
  

  there's nothing offensive about me

  
  

  SHORE

  
  

  I'm literally

  
  

  one of your favorite people on this planet kenneth

  
  

  and you don't even need to tell me that

  
  

  BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE OF MINE

  
  

  haha

  
  

  Are we best friends kenneth?

  
  

  can we DTR
• 

  9:41pm
  

  Kenny Lapurga
  

  
  

  
  

  DTR?

  
  

  AND

  
  

  I can give you three reasons

  
  

  Why you are no where near lovable
• 

  9:42pm
  

  Gabrielle Anne Manimtim
  

  
  

  
  

  it's a phrase called "determine the relationship" that's usually for couples, but i'm using it for best freinds
• 

  9:42pm
  

  Kenny Lapurga
  

  
  

  
  

  I SUPPOSE GABRIELLE.
• 

  9:42pm
  

  Gabrielle Anne Manimtim
  

  
  

  
  

  what are those reasons?
• 

  9:42pm
  

  Kenny Lapurga
  

  
  

  
  

  But here are my 3 reasons

  
  

  I forgot my #3 reasons

  
  

  reason**

  
  

  damn.
• 

  9:43pm
  

  Gabrielle Anne Manimtim
  

  
  

  
  

  good one

  
  

  so now it's actually just 2
• 

  9:43pm
  

  Kenny Lapurga
  

  
  

  
  

  NO

  
  

  there were 3

  
  

  I must think about it
• 

  9:44pm
  

  Gabrielle Anne Manimtim
  

  
  

  
  

  ooooh, strong argument you got there.
• 

  9:44pm
  

  Kenny Lapurga
  

  
  

  
  

  OH

  
  

  I REMEMBER
• 

  9:44pm
  

  Gabrielle Anne Manimtim
  

  
  

  
  

  there's probably actually just one

  
  

  and that i'm too cool

  
  

  shoot
• 

  9:45pm
  

  Kenny Lapurga
  

  
  

  
  

  1) You're a Laker fan 2) You make me suffer (i.e. running with you) 3) You've been pretty bad with your text messages recently

  
  

  Pretty good reasons amirite?

The Usual Suspects

stolen from @highammichael

At Porter's Pub because Gustavo has suddenly decided that he wants to be our friend again. 

Keep it cas